WUHAN, CHINA - After hearing about the outbreak of COVID-19 originating in Wuhan, Vin Diesel jumped out of a plane over the Chinese province screaming “I live for this shit!” in an attempt to battle the infection head-on.
Read MoreLOS ANGELES, CA - Abel Makonnen Tesfaye, known professionally as The Weeknd, has checked himself into rehab following the admittance of his addiction to pussy molds, a silicone mold of a vagina commonly used in the manufacturing process of ‘Pocket Pussies.’ According to The Weeknd, he wrote the song ‘Heartless’ not as a showcase of his skills for bedding women, but as a cry for help.
Read MoreBROOKLYN, NY - Jessica Hutchins, who goes by ‘Hardcore Biatch Aimz2Please’ on LiveCamGirls.com, accidentally stripped for her full-time boss and 12 other employees while on a company Zoom conference call. During the day, Hutchins works as an executive assistant at the marketing firm AZ Agency. At night, Hutchins strips as a cam girl to earn some extra cash on the side.
Read MoreLOS ANGELES, CA - Ricky Gervais, stand up comedian, actor, and host of this year’s Golden Globes Awards, killed himself at a Golden Globes afterparty in the stairwell of an unidentified Beverly Hills mansion.
Read MoreLONDON, ENGLAND - Christian Bale, known for his extreme method acting and drastically altering his body for roles, has given himself HIV to prepare for the role of Magic Johnson in the upcoming biopic based on Johnson’s life, Magic City.
Read MoreTAMPA, FL -- Butch Butcherton, host of the critically acclaimed true-crime podcast The Middletown Massacre: How I Did It, was apprehended Tuesday by police after to confessing the murder of Amy Sagan on a YouTube Livestream.
Read MoreRecently, Gorillas in Uganda began to speak out against podcast mogul Joe Rogan of ‘The Joe Rogan Experience’ for repeatedly referring to the sexual habits of Gorillas as “fucking.”
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