Written by Zach Grossfeld

LOS ANGELES, CA - Abel Makonnen Tesfaye, known professionally as The Weeknd, has checked himself into rehab following the admittance of his addiction to pussy molds, a silicone cast of a vagina commonly used in the manufacturing process of ‘Pocket Pussies.’ According to The Weeknd, he wrote the song ‘Heartless’ not as a showcase of his skills for bedding women, but as a cry for help.

“There’s a line in ‘Heartless’ that goes: so much pussy it be falling out the pocket,” says The Weeknd. “A few weeks ago, I was in the strip club with Travis Scott. I reached into my pants for another stack, and when I pulled it out, one of my pussy molds fell out of the pocket. The way Travis looked at me, I knew I had a problem,” he says. “I wrote ‘Heartless’ to share my truth with the world and let guys like me know that they’re not alone.”

In a sit down with The Aux Chronicle, The Weeknd revealed that, for years, he’s been asking the women he’s slept with to make molds of their pussies. He’d then save the pussy molds, keeping at least three in his pocket at all times. When three no longer satisfied him, he’d stuff his pockets with more molds to feel the same rush.

“It was always consensual,” says Selena Gomez, international pop star and former lover of The Weeknd. “After sex, he’d spread some silicone on my lady parts, let it dry, and then after that, I didn’t know what he did with them,” she says. “The process actually felt pretty good and it seemed like it made him happy.”

The Aux caught up with Travis Scott, rapper and close friend of The Weeknd, who commented on the strip club incident. “I knew something was up when he started wearing custom made cargo shorts to the club. The pockets kept getting bigger and bigger. Who does that? When I saw that pussy fall to the ground, I knew he had a problem, straight up,” Scott said in autotune.

After a show in Washington D.C. on March 3rd, The Weeknd was arrested for desecrating a statue at the Capitol building. “We caught Tesfaye (The Weeknd) trying to make a mold of Susan B. Anthony’s pussy,” says Officer Chris Muffington. “Thirty years on patrol and I’ve never seen anything like it.”

That same week, Officer Muffington and his team searched a storage unit registered to The Weeknd. They recovered 8,000 pussy molds, 30 pairs of cargo shorts, 4 tons of silicone, and a handwritten note that read: Does this make me a monster?

On March 13th, The Weeknd checked himself into Malibu Rehabilitation Center. According to sources, he is already working on his next album, Pocket Change.

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